Ebro vs. A Chimp

Originally Posted by AfroStu

Ebro, come touch my buttcheeks
don't act like you don't like it faggot just fuck me
soft milky skin, here there ain't no hate munchkin...
bat head & pale as a ghost... you gon' complete my rape dungeon
it took me a while to get my head right around
but i finally figured out what that social anxiety thread was about
see it ain't the visual stimulation that's makin you smile
or the paranoia of your mom sneakin' in right behind you
it's not your receding hairline shining on the monitor
or your skin flakin' off while you tryna get it poppin off
it's the fact that you're clouded by a world filled with lies...
different types... not the government and their illuminati ties
not the oil companies, not the war, nor the famine
it's the fact that you been lookin' at gay porn while you fappin'
then you log online with yo' macho fashion
trying to hide the fact from everyone that you're a huge fuckin faggot

see stu


I'ma say this one time so remember it good-
stu is ugly, and Ebro is good
just one time so you understand it
before I have to bitch-smack your ass a-hundred handed!
you see u a never-was stu cuz you never-wuz
you was too busy boozin, to ever stop losin.
despite his problems, neter's talented
not so with you, this aint even challengin
becasue although you both have lapses in logic
in your case, your raps is obnoxious
they don't hit real hard..........
irrational motherfucker, go hit a bar
you're barely able to complete a thought
tryna play dr. phil bitch, eat a cock!
believe you not, is my general slogan
you're dumber than the sack of rocks that you be smokin
non-rhythmic, non-aesthetically pleasing
I got license, you're just poetically-leasing
unkept and your rental is past due
"stop abusing me!" your mental asks you
up in the mornin, go eat a boiled egg
hit the street corner and give some royal head
no need reading lyrics or expectin them to mean
you're missin ya cast call for Reqieum for a Dream
I write rhymes from artistic inspiration
you write rhymes to take time from masturbation
premature ejaculation when your rhyme begins
"there he goes talkin bout fucking me again"...
honestly Stu, you're not much of a challenge
i know i said it before, but in this case it's valid
see you don't fuck with me when it's Ubermenche-time
better luck? fuck, you'll probably lose next time!
save it for later you dinki-di dingus
on a sitefull of shit stains, you're the most stinkiest
see, why u even on-the-board?
getting your legion of multi-personalities to applaud
see i feel sorry-for the bitch that dated ya
by the time yall were through she probably hated ya
probably went to her house with ammo in tow
cuz u don't strike me as the type to be amiable
I don't think you're a mature person
thank you for your contribution making the earth worse, man!

[PURE MOBSTA!!!!]

roflz, that shits weaker than your brain

ima destroy you tonight

most things are weaker than my brain.

but that's not the point.

[Neteru]

i dont know what the deal was with that AfroStu verse, but.....um, yEah.

eb tried to get at you son. i think you need to handle that with a better verse, then i'll judge to see who's death was worst..

[PURE MOBSTA!!!!]

nigga, you missed the thread... if you read the thread, you woulda got my verse

i won this shit ten fold, ebro shit was wack as shit, shit doesnt even make sense

[Neteru]

well, yeah i sure must have missed the relative thread, whatever it was.

again, i never judged, so dont sweat it..


peace

stu, your verse is probably the reason nobodies' voting, because it's such a one-sided homocide, lol

[PURE MOBSTA!!!!]

Ebro,
even if you beat me, you still won't log a single vote
'cause no matter how ass i am... you're still the site's biggest joke
so don't take the emptyness as a sign of anything other
than the fact you're a combination of Osiris and DS' mother
having sex with each other while pure ass boarding
swallowing each other's shit at 3 in the fuckin' morning
see, you know you're a weak faggot made outta cabbage
when a fuckin documentary leads you to a case of brain damage
you a conceited, bullshit artist conspiracy theorist nut
who raps to hide the fact that he's a woman fearing fuck
lets clear it up.. you been sypher'd, phant'd, STU'd... oh, and P.S
you the only nigga in history to ever get literally DS'd
fuck it i'm say it, i literally hate your fucking guts man
i'm take you to the cleaners... and beat the shit outta you with a dust pan

Originally Posted by AfroStu

Ebro,
even if you beat me, you still won't log a single vote
'cause no matter how ass i am... you're still the site's biggest joke
so don't take the emptyness as a sign of anything other
than the fact you're a combination of Osiris and DS' mother
having sex with each other while pure ass boarding
swallowing each other's shit at 3 in the fuckin' morning
see, you know you're a weak faggot made outta cabbage
when a fuckin documentary leads you to a case of brain damage
you a conceited, bullshit artist conspiracy theorist nut
who raps to hide the fact that he's a woman fearing fuck
lets clear it up.. you been sypher'd, phant'd, STU'd... oh, and P.S
you the only nigga in history to ever get literally DS'd
fuck it i'm say it, i literally hate your fucking guts man
i'm take you to the cleaners... and beat the shit outta you with a dust pan

if you wanna ask to borrow money from me for a penis operation, there are better ways to ask, stu.


btw this was the same shit you/MLS/your mother already used in slightly more ignorant, belligerant form.


good try, but no.

p.s. if you legitimately hate me, that means you had to have loved me at some point *shivers*

[PURE MOBSTA!!!!]

niggas havent swayed this hard for votes since 1999, you a true OG

[BROWNS BITCHES!!!!]

Originally Posted by AfroStu

Ebro,

lets clear it up.. you been sypher'd, phant'd, STU'd... oh, and P.S
you the only nigga in history to ever get literally DS'd

LMAAAAOOOOO!!!!!

[The Raisin]

Ds line bodied him in this unepic match

Originally Posted by AfroStu

niggas havent swayed this hard for votes since 1999, you a true OG

not many people are capable of being this hypocritical in the span of 2 posts.

Originally Posted by AfroStu

Ebro,
even if you beat me, you still won't log a single vote
'cause no matter how ass i am... you're still the site's biggest joke
so don't take the emptyness as a sign of anything other
than the fact you're a combination of Osiris and DS' mother
having sex with each other while pure ass boarding
swallowing each other's shit at 3 in the fuckin' morning
see, you know you're a weak faggot made outta cabbage
when a fuckin documentary leads you to a case of brain damage
you a conceited, bullshit artist conspiracy theorist nut
who raps to hide the fact that he's a woman fearing fuck
lets clear it up.. you been sypher'd, phant'd, STU'd... oh, and P.S
you the only nigga in history to ever get literally DS'd
fuck it i'm say it, i literally hate your fucking guts man
i'm take you to the cleaners... and beat the shit outta you with a dust pan

you ain't even slightly credible
you're inelligible unintelligble and illegible
i'm benchin u with all of my might no need for
condescension, I ain't threatened by your type
just mad because you missin a nut
"my shit don't make sense" cause you an ignorant fuck
the highest point on your frame is your neck bones
don't be mad i'm greater than your intellect goes
seriously, you act deleriously
don't get all generic talkin bout "conspiracy theories"
they not conspiratorial at all
if you ever read the editorials at all...
you should win a b.s. medal
you;re not even on D.S level
sad you can't even stand next to him
shut the fuck up and take your dexatrim
you obsess far more than any woman does, g
I just consider you when I tihnk "do women love me?"
but you will lie until you die
because I hurt you somewhere deep down inside
u an't fly, nobody likes you, prick
they just vote for you cause it's the opposite of Nick.
what a sad life, you shouldn't even exist
stop breathin ho, cease and desist
see I don't even understand your generic nonsense
for non-thinking, idiotic content
you've certainly reached the peak of excellence
not even capable of speaking sentences
i don't even mention you in passing reference
you're just weak and feminine,
beat the sediment. my speech and testament.
will leave you seeking police evidence
to keep me from breathing
venomous speech in each sentiment.

heheh

[Hi, I'm]

ebro laid him 6 ft deep with the raw text steelo

on a sitefull of shit stains, you're the most stinkiest
see, why u even on-the-board?
getting your legion of multi-personalities to applaud

-lol, nice

I don't think you're a mature person

-i just thought this was funny, like ur sitting down to have a heart to heart or some shit...

see I don't even understand your generic nonsense
for non-thinking, idiotic content
you've certainly reached the peak of excellence
not even capable of speaking sentences
i don't even mention you in passing reference
you're just weak and feminine,
beat the sediment. my speech and testament.
will leave you seeking police evidence
to keep me from breathing
venomous speech in each sentiment.
-raw

[The Raisin]

you ain't even slightly credible
you're inelligible unintelligble and illegible

ROFLFLZLZLL thats fuckin sick lmao damn


you should win a b.s. medal
you;re not even on D.S level
sad you can't even stand next to him
shut the fuck up and take your dexatrim

hahahahaha thats hilarious


what a sad life, you shouldn't even exist
stop breathin ho, cease and desist
see I don't even understand your generic nonsense
for non-thinking, idiotic content
you've certainly reached the peak of excellence
not even capable of speaking sentences

hahah bodied em
nice

[Neteru]

Originally Posted by goddamnit

you ain't even slightly credible
you're inelligible unintelligble and illegible
i'm benchin u with all of my might no need for
condescension, I ain't threatened by your type
just mad because you missin a nut
"my shit don't make sense" cause you an ignorant fuck
the highest point on your frame is your neck bones
don't be mad i'm greater than your intellect goes
seriously, you act deleriously
don't get all generic talkin bout "conspiracy theories"
they not conspiratorial at all
if you ever read the editorials at all...
you should win a b.s. medal
you;re not even on D.S level
sad you can't even stand next to him
shut the fuck up and take your dexatrim
you obsess far more than any woman does, g
I just consider you when I tihnk "do women love me?"
but you will lie until you die
because I hurt you somewhere deep down inside
u an't fly, nobody likes you, prick
they just vote for you cause it's the opposite of Nick.
what a sad life, you shouldn't even exist
stop breathin ho, cease and desist
see I don't even understand your generic nonsense
for non-thinking, idiotic content
you've certainly reached the peak of excellence
not even capable of speaking sentences
i don't even mention you in passing reference
you're just weak and feminine,
beat the sediment. my speech and testament.
will leave you seeking police evidence
to keep me from breathing
venomous speech in each sentiment.

heheh

awesome. that gave me some great ROFLZ.

[Weezy F. Roflz]

Originally Posted by AfroStu

Ebro,
even if you beat me, you still won't log a single vote
'cause no matter how ass i am... you're still the site's biggest joke
so don't take the emptyness as a sign of anything other
than the fact you're a combination of Osiris and DS' mother
having sex with each other while pure ass boarding
swallowing each other's shit at 3 in the fuckin' morning
see, you know you're a weak faggot made outta cabbage
when a fuckin documentary leads you to a case of brain damage
you a conceited, bullshit artist conspiracy theorist nut
who raps to hide the fact that he's a woman fearing fuck
lets clear it up.. you been sypher'd, phant'd, STU'd... oh, and P.S
you the only nigga in history to ever get literally DS'd
fuck it i'm say it, i literally hate your fucking guts man
i'm take you to the cleaners... and beat the shit outta you with a dust pan

LOL this was crack

[PURE MOBSTA!!!!]

ebro, you so vigilant that when niggas is dissin you
you sit there with your cock and porn pictures of pikachu
like "sup nigga, do i sicken you, you frickin' douche?"
this nigga the first one to ever quit his job at star bucks
to work on the corner and get cash for being ass-fucked
ah fuck, i guess some would call you a gigolo
but let's be honest... you just a faggot in high heels on his tippy-toes
bitin on his pillows while a nigga touch your sphincter
and take you to a whole new level of feelin' fuckin bitter
but you ain't a quitter, i'm sure you'll go in hard man
'til yo ass open up so much you can fit ya fuckin car in
'til one day, yo ass gonna prolapse, you feel me?
on some "MY ASS FALLIN OUT THE GOVERNMENT TRYNA KILL ME"
i'm into this shit, rap version of throwin' fists
while you busy writin' a thesis to me with words that don't exist
see one day, i'm gonna come meet you on the corner
pay you a bunch of cash and take you back for the slaughter
suckin ya gay dick, and right when you gonna cum
i'm gonna stick a fuckin knife in your neck and phone up DS MOM
tell her you're in love with her, but you ain't got long to go
so she can come around and tear your heart outta your fucking throat
and when you start to choke, i'll spit in your face with a thank you note
that ain't nobody ever gonna remember you... you non-existent joke